Weekly Best of the Submissions (7/21)

It’s week two of our “Best of the Submissions” roundup. Remember that every week we post a few of our favorite submissions from the past 7 days, in addition to the ones we share throughout the week on social media.

Do you have a conversation you want to get featured? Submit it here or on Twitter using #OverheardOnCC

Woof woof

Coworker: Bring Your Kid to Work Day is fine and all, but I’m thinking of starting a petition to change it to Bring Your Dog to Work Day. Could I get your signature?

Fortune favors the bold

On a call, coworker mutes the phone.
Coworker 1: Wow, our client is really cute. I think I’m going to date him.
Coworker 2: I’m pretty sure he’s married…
Coworker 1: Look, we’ll figure out the details later. I’ve made my decision.

You are the weakest link, goodbye

Worker 1: What if we treated our intern hiring like a game show? Kick someone off every week until we have a winner.
Worker 2: Like that one season in House?
Worker 1: I was thinking more like Survivor

So marks the end of our second week of submissions! Follow us on Twitter to see more submissions and check out our new roundup each week.